Funny Christmas Status Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Funny Christmas Greetings If a Telemarketer Calls Give the Phone to Your Kids and Tell them it’s Santa.
Funny Christmas Status My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow.
Funny Christmas Greetings Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
Funny Christmas Status Dear Santa, I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty this year … and it was SO worth it.
Funny Christmas Greetings Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
Funny Christmas Status I know what I’m getting for Christmas … Fat. I’m getting fat.
Funny Christmas Greetings I tried to convince the kids to leave “Santa” a massage certificate this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.